I have also done some scientific analysis, and can now reveal that:
1. Almost all Oscars will be won by boring white people in movies nobody has seen. They will deliver boring speeches in which they thank the people who helped them become boring: parents, spouses, drama coaches, et al.
2. A fairly large subset of those white people will speak English with either hilarious accents or affected tones that I can mimic while watching, thus giving me my only entertainment for the evening.
Sunday, February 14, 2016
The 2016 Oscars Race handicapped by FiveThirtyEight
The 2016 Oscars Race handicapped by FiveThirtyEight
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