Presumably insane St. Louis archbishop urges cutting ties with Girl Scouts

Presumably insane St. Louis archbishop urges cutting ties with Girl Scouts

Too many people eating Thin Mints on Sunday instead of communion wafers.

I'm no theologian, but isn't this actually an opportunity for the Church? I don't think Jesus said you have to use stale unleavened bread for communion, I don't think there is anything which prevents the priests from actually blessing Thin Mints and using them as communion wafers. That couldn't hurt attendance.

Then the Girl Scouts could sell the mints outside the church after Mass and bill the boxes as the Holy Mass Home Game.