Every country's tourism slogan

Every country's tourism slogan

Some of my favorites:

Portugal - Spain's retarded cousin.

Columbia is magical realism - and a shitload of cocaine!

Chad! Taste the tapeworms!

North Korea - stay because you must.

Make your Djibouti call.

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OK, those aren't real, but the link is. My favorite real one is:

* Travel in Slovakia - Good idea. (You sold me. I'm heading to Kayak to hunt down a ticket!)

another mystifying one:

* Latvia - best enjoyed slowly!