At the risk of being sexist and politically incorrect, Lena is what my friends used to call a six-martini woman.
For me, there is no amount of alcohol that could persuade me, although I might consider it for a vast amount of money. Not like a grand. We're talkin' "retire in the south of France" bucks.
If it's just sex then I'm game for, like, a grand. But if I have to listen to her talk before, during or after, then I'd have to ask for at least 50 times that.
Y'all are too choosy. She's young and crazy. That means she'd probably be a maniac in bed. Into all kinds of things. However, yes, you'd have to escape as soon as possible after or she'd open her mouth and force you to swallow your tongue to escape a fate worse than death.
Fat yes. But not so much hideous as "I might road-test that, but it would take a lot of beers first".
ReplyDeleteAt the risk of being sexist and politically incorrect, Lena is what my friends used to call a six-martini woman.
ReplyDeleteFor me, there is no amount of alcohol that could persuade me, although I might consider it for a vast amount of money. Not like a grand. We're talkin' "retire in the south of France" bucks.
If it's just sex then I'm game for, like, a grand. But if I have to listen to her talk before, during or after, then I'd have to ask for at least 50 times that.
ReplyDeleteY'all are too choosy. She's young and crazy. That means she'd probably be a maniac in bed. Into all kinds of things. However, yes, you'd have to escape as soon as possible after or she'd open her mouth and force you to swallow your tongue to escape a fate worse than death.
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