Thursday, April 06, 2017

Oregon Lawmaker Thinks Politicians Should Be Able To Have Duels

Oregon Lawmaker Thinks Politicians Should Be Able To Have Duels

You're preachin' to the choir with me. My solution for all disputes between public figures: Thunderdome. Two douches enter; one douche leaves. It's dyin' time!



This is a no-lose idea:

1. Their feud is settled permanently.

2. We get one less of them.

3. The spectacle is entertaining.

4. The TV ratings are enormous.

5. The advertising opportunities are immense.

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