A lot of people have been weighing in on the controversy by comparing him to young athletes. Perhaps this is inappropriate. Let's see if I can think of a better comparison. Gee, where can I find an old white dude who is about 70 years old, started college at Fordham, is about the same height, has approximately the same coloring and ethnicity, spent his life in airplanes and sitting at a desk, is not in great shape, but plays some golf? Could such a man even exist? Oh, now I thought of one - me! Here you go. I am 6'2" and about 220. He is alleged to be 6'3" 239. Yeah, looks about right. (NOTE to self: Do NOT gain 19 pounds.)
By the way, to be fair, Trump is a much better golfer. I just look like I can play. He actually can. He plays much more. Damn. If only I had become President instead of retiring. I would have had so much more free time for golf.
It's OK to be a shitty golfer as long as you dress that sharp while you play.
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