Wednesday, February 21, 2018

President Trump has something called a "black people plan"

President Trump has something called a "black people plan"

"It’s just unclear what that plan actually is."

So it's a double top secret black people plan!

Sounds ominous.

I know I'm a pessimist, but I have a feeling that actual black people are not going to be that thrilled with this plan, but I guess they can be encouraged that Trump didn't call it his "n-word plan," and that he can't just repeal the 13th Amendment by executive order.

Gosh, that would be a special way to celebrate Black History Month! It would be like the way sports teams celebrate their histories with retro uniforms. Just think of it as a high concept, ultra-realistic Civil War re-enactment!

2 comments:

  1. I bet it involves lots of boats. The only thing better would be if ol' Jefferson Beauregard hisself was put in charge.

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  2. I wonder if his "plan" will have the same ending as Soylent Green.

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