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The Molvania Tourists Rarely Get to See. Intrepid travelers with no corner of the globe left to conquer could try an adventure holiday in Eastern Europe's hidden jewel -- Molvania. A new guide to 'the land untouched by modern dentistry,' published in Britain on Thursday, lists some of Molvania's highlights, including its nuclear reactor with genuine 1950s-era cracks, and a magnificent zoo with 1,000 animals, all crammed in one cage. Eating out in Molvania -- spiritual home of the polka and whooping cough -- is cheap, but you may have to pay extra for a waiter with a mustache, the guide advises.