Other Crap

April Winchell's Blog is pretty good reading. Lots of celebrity ridicule

• "Let me tell you something about Alanis Morrisette. If you saw her walking down the street, you would never, ever, in a million years think that it was her. In person, she looks like someone's mom, or a realtor getting ready to show a house in Arcadia. And to my great joy, she has a big can. I always love it when I see famous people and they're human. I saw Alicia Keyes at Mr. Chow once, and she had quite the keister. And Shannen Doherty, who I saw in Barney's, has a big old ass. Skinny as hell everywhere else, but lots of junk. She looks like a crack whore wearing 8 pairs of underpants."
• Note: not that it matters, but April's dad is the late Tigger.