Clear out September 2 and 3 on your calendar, for the
Wisconsin State Cow Shit Tossing Championship. They say this is not merely the state championship but, given the pre-eminence of Wisconsinites in all matters involving cow flop, probably the true World Series of Cow Crap. And don't miss the stirring
Cow Shit Parade! It's a great honor to be chosen as the Grand Marshall of this parade, because he is considered the world's foremost symbol of cow excrement!
Gonna have to call "bullshit" on this one. ;)
ReplyDeleteDidn't RTFA, but this summarizes
ReplyDeleteeverything I think Wisconsin is about. Go Cheeseheads....(yawn)