Sunday, August 21, 2005

Clear out September 2 and 3 on your calendar, for the Wisconsin State Cow Shit Tossing Championship. They say this is not merely the state championship but, given the pre-eminence of Wisconsinites in all matters involving cow flop, probably the true World Series of Cow Crap. And don't miss the stirring Cow Shit Parade! It's a great honor to be chosen as the Grand Marshall of this parade, because he is considered the world's foremost symbol of cow excrement!

2 comments:

  1. Gonna have to call "bullshit" on this one. ;)

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  2. Didn't RTFA, but this summarizes
    everything I think Wisconsin is about. Go Cheeseheads....(yawn)

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