Thursday, August 02, 2007

A Socialite's Life

"I'm the greatest actress in the world! No one's even close to me right now!"
The young Streep-like woman who spoke those words had these generous appraisals of her peers:

  • Scarlett Johansson is "ugly, fat and has no talent."
  • Jessica Simpson "can't sing and is dumb as shit."
  • Sienna Miller is a "no-talent crackhead."
  • Keira Knightley is "a flat, shallow, cardboard cutout of an actress."
  • Jessica Biel is a "phony, scheming, joke of an actress."

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