CNN.com - Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women - October 2, 2003

Science concludes: "Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women"

"Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent."

"Only with regular occurance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."

Oh, noble science. How infinite are thy wonders.

Not to mention convenient.

I have been mentioning for years that webmaster sperm, taken orally, can cure or prevent cancer. Little did I suspect that it might also work with civilian sperm. Thank God for these diligent researchers working day at night at the prestigious Weekly World News Medical Academy. (Look carefully, the site has been spoofed to look like a CNN page. I recommend you not click on any of the links on that page, especially the ones that link to IP-numbered URLs.)