Late Night Political Jokes - Late Night Jokes Updated Daily

Late Night Political Jokes - Late Night Jokes Updated Daily

"President Obama's new message to the American people is 'things could be a lot worse.' We've gone from 'change you can believe in' to 'things could be a lot worse.' The sequel is never as good as the original." –Jay Leno

"BP announced that as a result of their own internal investigation, it has cleared itself of all blame in the Gulf oil spill. In a related story, Congressman Charlie Rangel has announced that he will be investigating himself and will find himself completely innocent." –Jay Leno

"King Tut's chariot is in New York City for two weeks, then it goes right back to Jay Leno's garage. Tut used the chariot on his first date with Barbara Walters." –David Letterman

"President Obama is going on a 10-day vacation to Martha's Vineyard in August. Obama was like, 'This is my longest vacation ever,' and voters were like, 'Wait'll you see the one we're planning for you!'" –Jimmy Fallon

David Letterman's "Top Ten Surprises In The Leaked Government Documents"

Intelligence agencies have almost deciphered the plot of 'Inception'

Outlined the Knicks' failed strategy to get LeBron

Despite stern memo from Kathy Mavrikakis, documents weren't printed double-sided

Discovered classified location of Chelsea Clinton's wedding

Obama and Osama almost appeared with Oprah in Tostitos Super Bowl commercial