Tuesday, May 12, 2015

A Red-Headed Terrorist Allegedly Wanted to Assassinate Prince Charles So a Ginger Could Be King

A Red-Headed Terrorist Allegedly Wanted to Assassinate Prince Charles So a Ginger Could Be King

He wasn't a very bright terrorist. First of all, Prince Charles is not king yet. His mum is a mere 89, and her own mum lived to be 101, so their family longevity indicates that Chuckie himself may have quite a wait. Second, if Chuck is already dead when QE2 dies, non-ginger William would become king, and his two non-ginger children come next in the line of succession, followed by Hugh Grant, Vinnie Jones, some fictional Targaryens, and at least one of The Two Ronnies (probably the living one).

OK, I made up the people after William's kids, but you get the point. You'd have to wipe out a lot of people before you get Ginger Harry onto the throne.

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