Saturday, November 12, 2016

Analyzing The Pros And Cons Of Trump Winning The Election

Analyzing The Pros And Cons Of Trump Winning The Election

I don't think you liberals should be so alarmed. He's a 70-year-old fat man, meaning that his life expectancy is about the same as that of a hummingbird. Then you deal with Mike Pence.

Oops.

I guess you should be alarmed.

In fact, if you espouse liberal values, you'd be well served to encourage Trump to diet.

3 comments:

  1. Scoopy -
    Have you thought of trying out for the cabinet? I know he's going to hire only the BEST people. Your choices running this site show that you have what it takes to help America come together. So to speak.

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  2. Well, I am pretty much just as complete a douchebag as Trump, so he might find the idea appealing. I don't think they have a secretary of lust, but maybe one could be created.

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    1. How about the FCC?

      You know about the internet and about how free enterprise works. I don't think a lot of the commissioners there do.

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