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"Yesterday at the G-8 summit, President Bush met with the Prime Minister of India. Yeah. There was an awkward moment when President Bush told the Prime Minister 'Uh, I think I've been in your taxi.'" --Conan O'Brien

"Well, Bill Clinton has already promised to be there. He figures since the convention's being held in Denver, he can join the Mile High Club without ever leaving the ground." --Jay Leno

"Actually, you know what's interesting, here's some interesting political trivia for you. The last time that the Democrats had their convention in Denver was when they nominated William Jennings Bryant in 1908. And coincidentally, you know who the Republican nominee was that year? John McCain. It's amazing." --Jay Leno

"Of course, a nasty heat wave gripping most of the nation. In fact, it was so hot today John McCain offered a $300 million prize to the first person who could develop a prune Slurpee." --Jay Leno

"Months ago, Hillary Clinton's campaign booked hundreds of hotel rooms for the Democratic National Convention, but now that she's out of the race, she doesn't need them anymore. Yeah. So uh just as Hillary's staff was about to cancel the hotel rooms, Bill Clinton said "I'll use 'em.'" --Conan O'Brien